The Dentist

Cute Joke I got from a friend.

A man goes to see an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. (it used to be called Novocain, but I think it’s no longer that).

“No way! No needles! I hate needles,” the patient said.

The Dentist starts to hook up nitrous oxide (laughing gas), and again the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. Just the thought of wearing the gas mask is suffocating me!”

The Dentist appears frustrated, but not quite ready to surrender. He asks his patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection!” the patient says. “I’m totally fine with pills.”

“Great,” says the Dentist, who leaves and returns with a tablet in his hand.

“Here,” says the Dentist, “pour yourself a cup of water and take this Viagra tablet.”

The patient says, “Wow, Doctor! I had no idea that Viagra works as a pain killer.”

“It actually doesn’t,” replies the Dentist. “But, it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.”

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